Please authorize me.

Not until you complete the newly-implemented authorization scavenger hunt.

Then you must PM the secret password to bartolimu.

Also, you need to contact Relwin and report to him your top MM/SV/BM dps numbers. If they're too low for our hunter-quality control then you won't be allowed to post.

Don't forget your castsequence macro! Every hunter worth his salt has one.

Additionally, we will only be authing people with not 1, but TWO X's at the start of your name.

hay guiz im nu her can yu tell me if mai spec iz gud?!?

HI ALL I WITCH ALL OKAY

i like EJ

Don't forget to stop by the hunter forums and make the obligatory post containing,

- An explanation of why you can't use the spreadsheets (hint, don't be too specific, just say you tried and they didn't work, if you mention a particular problem people might realise you didn't even bother trying).
- An expression of exasperation at the length of the thread and your disinterest in reading it. To make it sound like you're not complaining, you should probably throw in a few "LOLs."
- A question concerning whether you should respec to MM with 0 ArPen trinkets and 3/5 T7.
- A link to your armoury (this is very important, we need to be able to see your gear).

Mex forgot that you really have to ask why you should use Serpent sting glyph when Chimera shot refreshes it anyway.

This thread is full of retards.

You have til I get back from this interview to PM me an apology or you get an infraction. (You better hope this guy isn't as crap as the others).

Fuck you US guys.