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Old 07/26/09, 5:47 PM   #1
Xxhunter
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Old 07/26/09, 6:11 PM   #2
Icetro
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Not until you complete the newly-implemented authorization scavenger hunt.

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Old 07/26/09, 6:14 PM   #3
Kaubel
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Then you must PM the secret password to bartolimu.

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Old 07/26/09, 6:51 PM   #4
Scotch
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Also, you need to contact Relwin and report to him your top MM/SV/BM dps numbers. If they're too low for our hunter-quality control then you won't be allowed to post.

<Blackpatch>: i feel so bad for north koreans
<Blackpatch>: imagine
<Blackpatch>: there are kids living 30 miles north of seoul
<Blackpatch>: who have never heard of banelings

<Bryne>: monkeys only throw shit everywhere because they're smart enough to realize: EVERYONE HATES SHIT

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Old 07/26/09, 6:53 PM   #5
 Darkside
I find your lack of faith disturbing
 
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Don't forget your castsequence macro! Every hunter worth his salt has one.

Three steps to a better EJB experience: Step One, Step Two, Step Three

And remember:
Originally Posted by Zeroblack View Post
The Ignore functionality doesn't work if you guys keep quoting him.

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Old 07/26/09, 8:45 PM   #6
tiberion02
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Additionally, we will only be authing people with not 1, but TWO X's at the start of your name.

Anti-Gonk.
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tiberion02
360: Tiberion02
PSN: Tiberion02
ME3 (Origin): Tiberion02 (I wanna play this!)

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Old 07/26/09, 8:53 PM   #7
locriani
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You must also have [Deathcharger's Reins] on your main character. If you are need of this item still, you can contact Gonktarget - he'll be more than willing to farm with you, for a fair price.

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For the record I've been making extensive use of PHP's rand() function for a while now and the results always come up as expected.
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Old 07/26/09, 9:41 PM   #8
Memento
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hay guiz im nu her can yu tell me if mai spec iz gud?!?

Originally Posted by Warren Ellis
For every bunch of dubiously photogenic fetal-alcohol-syndrome cases from New Jersey who get on the TV for ten minutes, there are ten times as many people at MIT inventing the future.

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Old 07/26/09, 10:17 PM   #9
 frmorrison
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HI ALL I WITCH ALL OKAY

i like EJ

Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas the best possible advice on the subject is found in the three monosyllables: 'Do not try.'

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Old 07/27/09, 1:26 AM   #10
 Mex
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Don't forget to stop by the hunter forums and make the obligatory post containing,

- An explanation of why you can't use the spreadsheets (hint, don't be too specific, just say you tried and they didn't work, if you mention a particular problem people might realise you didn't even bother trying).
- An expression of exasperation at the length of the thread and your disinterest in reading it. To make it sound like you're not complaining, you should probably throw in a few "LOLs."
- A question concerning whether you should respec to MM with 0 ArPen trinkets and 3/5 T7.
- A link to your armoury (this is very important, we need to be able to see your gear).

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Old 07/27/09, 5:28 AM   #11
Astmathic
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Mex forgot that you really have to ask why you should use Serpent sting glyph when Chimera shot refreshes it anyway.

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Old 07/27/09, 5:53 AM   #12
♦ Maniq
Unregistered is awesome.
 
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This thread is full of retards.

You have til I get back from this interview to PM me an apology or you get an infraction. (You better hope this guy isn't as crap as the others).

Fuck you US guys.

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