Our forums don't allow people to create new threads until they've written 10 posts here. That's supposed to make it so only people who are able to contribute have that privilege. It's not supposed to encourage idiots to spam useless trite drivel to increase their post count and clutter our site with meaningless waste. I'm going to throw all the posts you've made so far in the trash and give you a 24 hour break from posting. Use that time to read the rules that you agreed to when you signed up for your account.