My thanks for your tritely drivel, but I've more pressing things than bandying words with self-proclaimed internet deities.
See, I'd typically write up some amusing and derogatory ban message for you at this point, but I figure you're only going to have to spend another week looking up the long words I use and I really have no wish to rip you away from the official forums and whatever Britney / Paris pictures you no doubt salivate over.
(I saved you looking derogatory up as well).
de·rog·a·to·ry (dĭ-rŏg'ə-tôr'ē, -tōr'ē)
1. Disparaging; belittling: a derogatory comment.
2. Tending to detract or diminish.