Elitist Jerks - [Alliance] [Arygos] <We Know Girls> LF Warlocks, a Shaman, perhaps more.

Greetings, fellow denizen(s) of the internet!
Are you experienced in upper-level content but tired of dealing with long hours of wipes to break content or ridiculous drama over loot or egos? Look no further -- this could be the right place for you!

We Know Girls is a tight-knit raiding guild, currently residing on Arygos. Founded in the early days of MC, we have a long and rich history. For over two years we have avoided the typical tribulations common to high-end raiding! While we take progression seriously, having a good laugh can be more important to us than acquiring internet loot or hacking down internet pixels. To put that statement in context, we achieved our Immortal run on our 2nd attempt (no thanks to Pilate!) and on the first Tuesday after 3.1 cleared the first 9 bosses in Ulduar in under 3.5 hours while making 4 "no death" fights towards the Conqueror of Ulduar title. Our guild has the only team on Alliance to get Deadly Gladiator's Frostwyrms - and one is on an alt. We're serious about what we do, but most of us are professionals outside of our gaming lives, know this is an outlet for fun, and treat it as such.

If you like being around skilled, humorous, intelligent number-crunching players; if you dislike psychopathic leadership, crazy schedules, and unnecessary drama, check us out!

Highlights:
> Members are expected to meet 70% of our raid times, four days a week, from Sunday to Wednesday (7-11 PM EST). Initiates may be expected to attend off-hours events like 10 mans/Heroics for evaluation.
> Hybrid DKP/Loot Council system. Input from members is encouraged.
> Rather than brute-forcing content, we compensate for our limited raid schedule through meticulous recruitment, planning, and the officers present the strategy for new content fully outlined with roles.
> Individuals are expected to be adept at their own classes Theorycrafting. Do not apply if you do not know the subtle aspects of your class mechanics and gear choices.
> Currently working our way into the depths of ulduar and beyond.

Current Priorities:

*Feral Druid with equal tank / dps skill
*Healers (Druid or Shaman)
*Enhance Shaman with swing Resto

*exceptional players of any class will be considered, unless you are a DK.

The following is expected of all applicants:

1. You must be ready to walk into Uld and perform.
2. You must have ventrilo.
3. You must have a good computer and a stable internet connection.
4. You will need to be highly motivated, teachable, and be willing to admit mistakes to learn from them.
6. You must be able to read and follow directions in English or Canadian Arabic.

If We Know Girls interests you, check out our website: We Know Girls

Post an application!