Short Version: Casualcore guild looking for a rogue, bear tank, and DPS DK. Raids on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday from 6-9pm PST.

Do you like doing damage to bosses, sassing your guild members, and quoting the Princess Bride? Does seeing someone type 'ur dum' make you break out in hives? Are you okay working with insane rocket scientist paladins?

Machiavellis Cat was created in May, 2005, and has had virtually the same leadership since its inception. We started raiding at the tail end of classic WoW (Ragnaros down, woo!), but vowed to become a little more focused in TBC. MCats engaged Illidan before 3.0 hit, and pre-3.1 we've become Twilight Vanquishers, turned into The Undying, and quickly dispatched Malygos-10 in less than six minutes. We are currently working on Yogg-Saron in U25, and have completed a number of hard modes in U10.

We are a "casualcore" guild, which means we take our nine hours a week of raiding seriously, but as adults we also know that real life can be a harsh mistress. With limited time to raid each week, we believe very strongly in being prepared, informed, and punctual. We are in this for the long haul, and understand that sometimes real life comes up, or you just need a night off to hang with friends.

Our members skew a little older than average, and we have more female raiders than most guilds. We are a popular "retirement home" for hardcore ex-officers and guild leaders who are looking for a fun, relaxed, yet progressive environment. Most of us are very, very geeky (lawyers, engineers, programmers, editors). Guild chat is friendly and goofy, and not using texting shorthand is highly recommended. We get together in person once a year at "CatCon". This year it was in Vegas. Much hilarity ensued.

We are currently looking for a few more butt-kicking members to join the core 25-man raid team. You should be:

* Butt-kicking no matter what your preferred role.
* Have gear that is approximately ready for the last half of Ulduar.
* Understand the importance of spatial awareness and not standing in Bad Things.
* Generally able to attend 2-3 of our raids each week.
* Unflinching if a guildie pulls out a spreadsheet during a theorycraft debate.
* Familiar with the fact that "Ur" is an ancient Mesopotamian city and not a pronoun.

For more information on our guild, please visit our website at Machiavellis Cat - World of Warcraft Guild Uldum Realm.

Thanks, and happy killing!