It took a lot of hard work, shit-posting, laziness, and a good bit of illiteracy, but I think we did it. We reclaimed our coveted worst-posters-on-EJ title. The rogues and mages put in a solid effort, but I think I can now safely say we came out ahead. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

In honor of this momentous occasion I will be giving a FREE ONE MONTH VACATION to any dedicated DKs who help us keep our hard-earned title.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!