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Forum: News 03/01/12, 2:27 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 8,622
Posted By Gonkish
Fuck Sneep.

Fuck Sneep.
Forum: News 01/17/12, 4:05 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 8,483
Posted By Gonkish
FUCK SNEEP

FUCK SNEEP
Forum: News 05/04/11, 6:06 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,775
Posted By Gonkish
But you love birds. They let you be lazy. Silly...

But you love birds. They let you be lazy. Silly bear.
Forum: News 02/18/11, 2:40 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 5,231
Posted By Gonkish
Smells like a solid druid nerf to me. Delicious!

Smells like a solid druid nerf to me. Delicious!
Forum: News 01/18/11, 3:26 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 8,997
Posted By Gonkish
SECRET EJ PROTIP: Letting one of your tanks die...

SECRET EJ PROTIP: Letting one of your tanks die 15 seconds into the pull = INSTANT WIN.
Forum: Hunters 01/11/11, 5:53 PM
Replies: 626
Views: 2,171,956
Posted By Gonkish
The haste scaling was probably a mistake or...

The haste scaling was probably a mistake or miscommunication on their part. I'm not sure if they're talking about haste rating or haste effects (like Windfury/Hunting Party). Only time will...
Forum: Hunters 10/19/10, 12:34 PM
Replies: 3,246
Views: 2,498,369
Posted By Gonkish
The traps, in general, seem to have really awful...

The traps, in general, seem to have really awful damage output. Immolation is still horrible, Explosive got the AoE treatment so it's horrible, and Snake Trap is Snake Trap and thus has no reason for...
Forum: Hunters 05/31/10, 3:36 AM
Replies: 1,262
Views: 465,844
Posted By Gonkish
I'm pretty sure they've said they're going to...

I'm pretty sure they've said they're going to make Steady available from the beginning. Don't quote me on that though, I may be mistaken.
Forum: Hunters 05/29/10, 6:24 PM
Replies: 1,262
Views: 465,844
Posted By Gonkish
This is how I interpreted it as well. Even that...

This is how I interpreted it as well. Even that would be better than the current situation, if only because we will presumably want to stack a good amount of haste for focus regen purposes.

The real...
Forum: The Dung Heap 04/07/10, 2:56 AM
Replies: 30,100
Views: 1,878,226
Posted By Gonkish
Read: Feral druids are so ridiculously...

Read: Feral druids are so ridiculously overpowered that even with significant time off target are a better use of the buff than pretty much anyone else because Blizzard just doesn't seem to care that...
Forum: The Dung Heap 12/16/09, 3:06 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 34,700
Posted By Gonkish
This is amazing. Why haven't we capitalized on...

This is amazing. Why haven't we capitalized on this?
Forum: Hunters 12/03/09, 10:56 PM
Replies: 599
Views: 713,334
Posted By Gonkish
More than likely just a bunch of MD macros set to...

More than likely just a bunch of MD macros set to target offtanks and/or uppity melee.
Forum: News 09/29/09, 4:32 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 16,904
Posted By Gonkish
It's misinformation! There's nothing pro at all...

It's misinformation! There's nothing pro at all about Warlocks! The real secret is bringing 5 Hunters!
Forum: Hunters 09/18/09, 1:06 PM
Replies: 2,816
Views: 1,940,059
Posted By Gonkish
Break the set bonus. The set gloves are terrible...

Break the set bonus. The set gloves are terrible compared to those. You should try to get either the set legs, helm, or BP for your two piece bonus. The four piece bonus is basically garbage and can...
Forum: Hunters 09/07/09, 2:22 PM
Replies: 1,974
Views: 880,666
Posted By Gonkish
Haste is still pretty terrible across the board,...

Haste is still pretty terrible across the board, there's no getting around that, especially as Marks (Imp. AotH makes haste gains even more marginal). I can't imagine that we'd ever see Haste being a...
Forum: News 09/03/09, 11:20 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 19,120
Posted By Gonkish
I am in the process of being levitated in this...

I am in the process of being levitated in this screenshot. Consequently, this screenshot is inferior.
Forum: Authorization 08/25/09, 7:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 934
Posted By Gonkish
Yep.

Yep.
Forum: Hunters 08/21/09, 10:23 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 19,495
Posted By Gonkish
Well it's either that, or continue to be utterly...

Well it's either that, or continue to be utterly reliant on JoW.
Forum: Authorization 08/02/09, 1:55 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,685
Posted By Gonkish
Hey I was from goon squad and my name is Gonk...

Hey I was from goon squad and my name is Gonk wtffffffffffff
Forum: Authorization 08/02/09, 12:04 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,685
Posted By Gonkish
Yep.

Yep.
Forum: The Quotem Pole 07/17/09, 5:41 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 40,378
Posted By Gonkish
AkibaZyrrVlisCastychat

AkibaZyrrVlisCastychat
Forum: Hunters 06/29/09, 6:45 PM
Replies: 2,816
Views: 1,940,059
Posted By Gonkish
If it retains the proc rate/ICD of the t8 4pc...

If it retains the proc rate/ICD of the t8 4pc then it's probably a slight upgrade simply because it procs off of anything rather than just our lowest priority ability.

That doesn't mean that it's...
Forum: Hunters 06/18/09, 5:39 PM
Replies: 3,246
Views: 2,498,369
Posted By Gonkish
If they don't significantly increase the proc...

If they don't significantly increase the proc rate on Black Arrow, this would seem to be a pretty big hit to Survival DPS.

I suspect that they may have and it was either omitted from the patch...
Forum: Hunters 06/02/09, 3:15 PM
Replies: 2,816
Views: 1,940,059
Posted By Gonkish
The interesting thing about Vezax is that --...

The interesting thing about Vezax is that -- provided you maximize your Shadow Crash uptime as you would for the most common Hard mode strat -- Marks is more than capable of beating Survival. It...
Forum: Hunters 05/06/09, 11:11 AM
Replies: 1,974
Views: 880,666
Posted By Gonkish
I think he might be confused. He may believe that...

I think he might be confused. He may believe that Roar of Sacrifice can still be cast on players other than the Hunter, but that functionality was removed in 3.1. Prior to 3.1, it worked almost...
Forum: Authorization 04/19/09, 5:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,432
Posted By Gonkish
Yep. I am very bad at checking this forum.

Yep.

I am very bad at checking this forum.
Forum: The Quotem Pole 04/14/09, 4:18 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 61,691
Posted By Gonkish
The pro-est resist.

The pro-est resist.
Forum: Hunters 03/18/09, 8:55 PM
Replies: 2,816
Views: 1,940,059
Posted By Gonkish
1.) No, they fixed it. 2.) 550? 570? Something...

1.) No, they fixed it.

2.) 550? 570? Something like that. Put 5 points in Imp. AotH.

3.) No, it's not worth taking in almost any situation. The exception would be a raid with a LOT of Hunters (and...
Forum: Hunters 03/16/09, 7:28 AM
Replies: 2,816
Views: 1,940,059
Posted By Gonkish
This was my thought exactly. Blizzard isn't...

This was my thought exactly.

Blizzard isn't going to get Marks to be comparable to Survival from a raw DPS perspective until they address the fact that Survival simply scales better, and is still...
Forum: Hunters 03/13/09, 3:40 AM
Replies: 1,237
Views: 514,503
Posted By Gonkish
Yes, Piercing Shots is now working properly...

Yes, Piercing Shots is now working properly (i.e., exactly like Deep Wounds).
Forum: Hunters 03/12/09, 6:45 PM
Replies: 1,237
Views: 514,503
Posted By Gonkish
Glyph of the Monkey removed?! That makes me sad....

Glyph of the Monkey removed?!

That makes me sad. :(
Forum: Hunters 02/27/09, 7:33 PM
Replies: 2,816
Views: 1,940,059
Posted By Gonkish
Yeah, it sounds to me like they're simply...

Yeah, it sounds to me like they're simply transferring quiver haste to Auto. They specifically state "ranged haste", not "auto-shot haste". I understand that Blizzard is incredibly bad at wording...
Forum: Hunters 02/27/09, 1:23 PM
Replies: 2,816
Views: 1,940,059
Posted By Gonkish
Are you absolutely sure about this? I haven't...

Are you absolutely sure about this? I haven't seen any confirmation on this from any blues. Right now that seems like it's not much more than rampant speculation about an ambiguously worded addition...
Forum: Hunters 02/27/09, 11:31 AM
Replies: 1,237
Views: 514,503
Posted By Gonkish
I doubt the ranged haste thing is auto-shot only....

I doubt the ranged haste thing is auto-shot only. That would be INCREDIBLY stupid on their part, and I'm pretty sure they know it.

They specifically stated that it's "ranged haste", which makes it...
Forum: Hunters 02/24/09, 7:06 AM
Replies: 1,237
Views: 514,503
Posted By Gonkish
Just as an FYI, there's some datamined glyph...

Just as an FYI, there's some datamined glyph stuff for this patch (here (http://pastebin.com/m490ef704)).

I'm not sure of the validity of it, but here's the pertinent Hunter stuff:
Forum: Hunters 02/24/09, 2:18 AM
Replies: 1,237
Views: 514,503
Posted By Gonkish
The thing is... where is Trap Launcher? I don't...

The thing is... where is Trap Launcher? I don't see it anywhere in the MMOChamp talent calc. I'm really wondering whether or not some of their info is legit right now.
Forum: Authorization 02/21/09, 8:43 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,546
Posted By Gonkish
Yep. Seriously, melf on melf would just be awful.

Yep.

Seriously, melf on melf would just be awful.
Forum: Hunters 02/19/09, 1:53 AM
Replies: 3,246
Views: 2,498,369
Posted By Gonkish
I'd take points out of Hunting Party and put them...

I'd take points out of Hunting Party and put them in Wyvern Sting -> Noxious Stings. Since you have Serpent Sting up anyway, why not get an extra 3% damage bonus for your Shots out of it?

Also, as...
Forum: Hunters 02/06/09, 5:25 PM
Replies: 1,237
Views: 514,503
Posted By Gonkish
Presumably, yes.

Presumably, yes.
Forum: The Quotem Pole 02/06/09, 3:34 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 36,382
Posted By Gonkish
The only Male Blood Elf in this thread that...

The only Male Blood Elf in this thread that DOESN'T suck is Kadrok. All the other ones suck.
Forum: News 02/06/09, 3:32 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 35,770
Posted By Gonkish
Dear Boe: You own. Now fix this in my favor...

Dear Boe: You own.


Now fix this in my favor thanks. (Do it.)
Forum: Hunters 02/06/09, 12:43 AM
Replies: 1,237
Views: 514,503
Posted By Gonkish
All that I care about right now is that I can go...

All that I care about right now is that I can go back to not caring about ammo again. That is the best news I've heard from Blizzard in a long time.
Forum: The Quotem Pole 02/05/09, 12:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 36,382
Posted By Gonkish
This is the best thing.

This is the best thing.
Forum: The Quotem Pole 02/05/09, 12:17 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 42,584
Posted By Gonkish
wtf it worked for me

wtf it worked for me
Forum: Hunters 02/04/09, 5:48 PM
Replies: 3,246
Views: 2,498,369
Posted By Gonkish
To be fair, it was being complained about LOUDLY...

To be fair, it was being complained about LOUDLY by basically everyone but Hunters. I'm wondering if they did the same thing to Arcane Barrage, though.
Forum: The Quotem Pole 02/03/09, 11:58 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 42,584
Posted By Gonkish
Vosk is a special boy.

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4256/voskchanhs4.jpg

Yep.
Forum: Hunters 01/09/09, 6:56 AM
Replies: 3,246
Views: 2,498,369
Posted By Gonkish
They clearly want it to be available for PvP...

They clearly want it to be available for PvP burst, however, which is why the trap proc (and now the cooldown) is there in the first place.

Ideally what they'd do is up the proc rate so that it's...
Forum: Hunters 01/09/09, 1:15 AM
Replies: 494
Views: 235,420
Posted By Gonkish
This is pretty much exactly the opposite of what...

This is pretty much exactly the opposite of what they seem to be heading towards, and I agree with you completely. I hope these numbers become more well known.
Forum: Hunters 01/09/09, 12:55 AM
Replies: 3,246
Views: 2,498,369
Posted By Gonkish
This is exactly what they should do. It's 6%...

This is exactly what they should do. It's 6% right now, and it definitely is not proccing reliably every 30 seconds, which is what lead to trap dancing. If you can get it to a number where Serpent...
Forum: Hunters 01/05/09, 6:15 PM
Replies: 3,246
Views: 2,498,369
Posted By Gonkish
That seems like the way they'll go. On the PTR...

That seems like the way they'll go.

On the PTR in a 25 man raid, Explosive is the best DPS spec for a Hunter, by far (I have concrete numbers backing this up). It's just ridiculously good. 15%...
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